Thanks Kate!!!

So… Kate made me a super cool header graphic for my website. In my spare time (HA!), I’m looking for a new theme that goes well with it. I am, needless to say, pretty excited about it. While I like the current picture of Mars, I’ve never really liked this theme. The widgets are funny. And not in a ha ha way, rather in an annoying way.

So yeah, in the near future, things will be changing a bit. Thanks again Kate!

I Won! I Won!

I also got my time machine working, but that has nothing to do with this post. Srsly. Proof? You want proof that I won? Fine, here ya go:


(Click to embiggify)

I also was already contacted by Future Nathan, and he assured me my prize of a Dominos Pizza should be delivered any minute now. I’m so excited!

I Get Ranty at HP

My Linux Journal video this week is a far cry from my normal silliness. There’s a part of me that hopes my change of pace further exemplifies how serious I feel about computer vendors and their lack of openness. I’ll admit, this video was awkward for me to release, because it’s not my normal shtick. Feel free to disagree with my opinions, but rest assured, it’s not an act. Srsly.

I Have a Huge Tongue

No really, I do. See:

I assure you, that’s not photoshopped. So far, this massive muscle hasn’t proved terribly useful, other than it’s wide enough that it gets chomped between my jaws more than I’d like. If it were long instead of wide, it might be more useful, like for licking my eyeballs or something. As it is, I have amazing ice cream cone consumption abilities, and not much else.

So what’s weird about you?