Michael Jackson, Providing Humorous IM Fodder

Yes, I realize I’m a dork:

Innocent Friend
11:48
I think Michael Jackson fans have officially lost their GD minds.

Shawn Powers
11:48
His death is a real Thriller
O.o

Innocent Friend
11:49
rimshots

Shawn Powers
11:49
But yeah, the fans should just Beat It

Innocent Friend
11:50
yep
Don’t care about the man for 15 years

Shawn Powers
11:50
indeed

Innocent Friend
11:50
and suddenly people lose their brains.

Shawn Powers
11:50
At least You Are Not Alone
He was a Smooth Criminal at best

Innocent Friend
11:51
I hate you
(not really)

Shawn Powers
11:51
You Rock My World
LOL

Innocent Friend
11:51
hahah

Shawn Powers
11:51
It’s just Human Nature
But really, you Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ ?

Innocent Friend
11:51
so when are they coming out with the fact that he OD’d on drugs?

Shawn Powers
11:51
I mean it now, Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough

Innocent Friend
11:52
after his millions of fans buy his records?

Shawn Powers
11:52
I dunno
It’s really Off The Wall
(GOD THIS IS FUN)

Innocent Friend
11:52
Incidentally, it’s scary that you know all the songs off the top of your head

Shawn Powers
11:52
It’s like I’m staring at the Man in the Mirror
LOL
I think if he would have lived, he might have Healed the World

Innocent Friend
11:53
die in a fire

Shawn Powers
11:53
Ok, I’ll quit. This is really Bad
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Innocent Friend
11:53
Hahahaha