https://udaan.org/ac9g5jyr.php A very nice young telemarketer from AT&T called me yesterday. Most of the time I gauge my phone nastiness factor on how idiotic the caller behaves. I vary between just hanging up, to stringing them along, to acting insane, or sometimes I just leave the phone off the hook and see how long it takes for them to hang up.
This guy was trying to sell me DSL. I have DSL, but not through AT&T. Here’s how the conversation went:
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Him: We offer 1.5 megabit service
https://solomedicalsupply.com/2024/08/07/sda7pzbneu Me: That’s downstream, but what upload speeds do you have?
https://inteligencialimite.org/2024/08/07/zoh0yjdmwqn Him: Um, we offer uploads speeds between 128 and 384 bits. (I’m sure he meant kilobits, but I didn’t bother correcting him)
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[ridiculously long pause, really absurd]
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https://polyploid.net/blog/?p=i2va1h70nz Pretty hilarious… since I manage call center technology implementations, I’m super familiar w/ tech support and customer service operations. Occasionally I have no choice but to call support w/ my own vendor, and I’m sure I drive them crazy telling them exactly how and what to do. I also register complaints each time about how their phone trees are set up. LOL
The most genuine thing he said was obviously “Thank you sir, have a great night.” *grin*
https://solomedicalsupply.com/2024/08/07/pti1j84l2b I missed you, you tempermental geek, you!
You should have let that poor boy off the hook, and hung up on him. Both my hubby and I had telemarketing jobs in college, which we still cough and change the subject about. It’s a multi-cultural living, after all!
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