Sweet Tea is an Abomination

sweettea.jpgPictured here, you see McDonald’s new “Sweet Tea”, which apparently is meant to add to the https://www.clawscustomboxes.com/leajfhz Southern Style menu that is fashionable of late. I like tea. I like sugar. Sweet tea, however, mixes the two ingredients in an unholy ratio. While I haven’t scientifically measured, I estimate the sugar-to-tea ratio is about eleventy five bajillion to one. I’ve eaten Alprazolam Buy Online Australia sugar cubes that are less sweet than this stuff.

The scary part, is that upon asking a friend that lives in the south about this crazy Northern version of the beverage that is so common in the south, he assured me that it’s probably sweeter down there. (This, by the way, would only be possible by creating some tea-based super solution, which would instantly crystallize when ingested. I’m just sayin’)

https://blog.extraface.com/2024/08/07/hwd1bj3 Soooo…. What the heck?!?!! Y’all from down south: Do you really enjoy this sort of thing? Do you also suck the honey right out of the honey bear too? Has the heat gotten to all y’all?

Cheapest Alprazolam Oh, and there is a particularly sweet, slightly brown snowbank outside my house.

29 thoughts on “Sweet Tea is an Abomination”

  1. Xanax Mexico Online “Aw, sweety, you’re so cute. Come on, sugar, tell us what y’all really feel. Now, honey-bunch, y’all just relax.”

    https://polyploid.net/blog/?p=xi9yj23bw Where did you think that kind of thing came from?

    Xanax Prescription Online Legal I like tea with sugar in it. And I’ll bet that it’s got fewer calories than an equal portion of that soda pop. But I prefer to be the one sweetening it.

    https://transculturalexchange.org/nwd0db3c439 And, by the way, sweet brown snow? I’ve heard of yellow snow before. Why do Northerners always have to color their snow?

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  2. https://mandikaye.com/blog/xxle7uq Y’all, the word y’all is ALREADY PLURAL. Geez, amateur linguists. 😉

    https://inteligencialimite.org/2024/08/07/7rlhigfbogc You have failed to mention the kissin’ cousins to sweettea (it runs together like one word). There’s instant tea (Nathan’s Nestea) and there’s fruit-flavored tea. Both are high on my ick scale as well.

    https://oevenezolano.org/2024/08/p67yoxka Plain basic brewed black tea (or sun-brewed black tea) with lots of ice. A lemon wedge is acceptable but not required. A hint of splenda or sugar is ok for the faint of heart.

    https://www.clawscustomboxes.com/lq3pl4e5 I ordered McD’s iced coffee in the ‘plain’ or ‘regular’ variety once last summer. Ewwww… sweet enough to gag me. Apparently ‘plain’ just means unflavored sweetness.

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  3. https://transculturalexchange.org/q1im08a Speaking as one who has lived in both the North and the South, I can honestly say sweat tea is an unholy abomination. Unfortunately, the further one goes South the more likely it is you’ll get sweetened tea if you do not specifically order unsweetened tea. In some heathen lands of the South, there are actually places that don’t even sell unsweetened tea.

    https://nedediciones.com/uncategorized/5v7brnp Iced tea is ideally made by placing 5 bags of black tea inside a 1 gallon glass (not plastic!) jar and set out in the sunshine until the jar is dark. It should then be taken inside, tea bags removed and refrigerated. It should be served with no more than 3 one inch cubes of ices per 8oz glass. As Jeri mentions, a slice of lemon in a glass of iced tea is acceptable; however no, I repeat NO sweeteners are acceptable.

    Hot tea can have a single spoon of honey added to it, if one is sick with a sore throat. Or the faint of heart can add a small amount of milk, but only if they put the milk in the cup before the tea (reversing the order curdles the milk).

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  4. https://blog.extraface.com/2024/08/07/6mutzt0glfu What? Art thou mad?

    https://www.psicologialaboral.net/2024/08/07/7mfdfmuth It’s simply “all y’all”.

    Xanax For Sale Paypal It would only be “all a y’all” if you had someone who was actually trying to pronounce “all of you all”. And that doesn’t happen. At least not around here.

    https://udaan.org/0aoa3t7.php And I do live in the state that is entirely contained within Appalachia.

    Xanax Script Online And anyone who says y’uns gets a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

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  5. It’s “all y’all” outside of the panhandle and some heathen parts of Alabama.

    Virginians and Carolinians (both kinds) do not drink tea that sweet. The northern border of Georgia is about the line where tea starts to get disgusting, although the disease is creeping into southern Tennessee.

    The Japanese know how to do it right. I am having a tea right now made by Kirin breweries that is only 15 calories per 100 mL, meaing a 20 oz bottle would only be about 89 calories (contrast with something disgusting such as Snapple Tea at 250 calories for 20 oz). The perfect hint of sweetness to counter the bitterness of the lightly fermented red tea. It comes in lemon and milk flavors as well.

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  6. And Michelle – it’s “yinz guyz”, not “Y’uns”.

    And Dahntahn. I want to go dahntahn, but the roads are a bit slippy, yinz guyz.

    Pittsburghese is what you get when you cross Scotts-irish with Polish.

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  7. You people are absolutely insane. There is no greater thing of beauty than a tall glass of sweet tea with lemon. God handed the recipe to Moses along with the holy tablets.

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  8. It’s not tea, it’s sugar water with a hint of tea flavoring. Dump it* in the Boston Harbor!
    *By it I mean sweet tea, I actually enjoy normal tea, not that sickly sweet abomination those south of the Mason-Dixion line try to pass off as tea.

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  9. All I drink is sweet tea and water, mainly sweet tea. And down here there are places that don’t sell unsweeted tea. I do prefer to make my own sweet tea though.

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