The Defender of the Office Realm

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The office realm was a happy place. Mondays came, and Mondays went — but the supply of Monday repellant was always plentiful and hot.

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All was good
And it was good.

But then one foul, foul day, something horrible happened. The Elixir of Promised Fridays disappeared!

This bodes not well.
This bodes not well.

Knowing the Office Realm could not survive under such dire circumstances, the king decided to hire a champion to protect his Office from the depression and despair of  an empty cup. The volunteers were many, but the king knew Sir Ibuprofen with the Paper Sword was his best bet against Monday’s onslaught. And so the knight was commissioned.

None shall pass.
None shall pass.

Unfortunately, while Sir Ibuprofen was indeed a valiant fighter, he could only battle evil every 6-8 hours. The king new he needed a champion able to take on enemy after enemy, without the required wait time Sir Ibuprofen demanded. And so, Generic Ambien Cr Online Lord Swingline took the post.

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I bind thee villain!
I bind thee villain!

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Buy Zolpidem Cheap So the king hired a saber toothed stapler, not of noble blood, but far more vicious.

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My tooth is stained with the blood of unruly collation!
My tooth is stained with the blood of unruly collation!

https://oringsuspensiones.com/en/2575wx4v71 Unfortunately, the villagers called OSHA, and the king was required to post signage warning potential thieves of their certain peril.

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It was like putting a bell on the collar of a tiger.
It was like putting a bell on the collar of a tiger.

https://adamkaygroup.com/uncategorized/tx5vmn62 Everyone laughed at the poor saber toothed stapler, and all his staples fell out. Now he lives in the kings bedchamber, and guards against slipper thieves and stocking bandits. The king needed a fierce warrior, and so he scoured the kingdom until he found a sword wielding pod person!

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Lord Podbiscuits formerly worked for the post office, opening letters.
Lord Podbiscuits formerly worked for the post office, opening letters.

https://www.beecavebee.com/5l6udrob While a valiant warrior, Lord Podbiscuits annoyed the entire kingdom with his incessant singing. The king even suspected Podbiscuits of drinking the royal elixir, and so had him removed from office.

We stab at thee, appley foe!
We stab at the, appley foe!

Sadly, shortly after the demise of Lord Podbiscuit, all the king’s champions were detained indefinitely by the TSA for attempting to get on a plane with Podbiscuit’s sword. Sir Ibuprofen also insisted he had to be taken on board with 6 ounces of water, and it is suspected the entire group is now in Guantanamo Bay.

Ambien Overnight Delivery Mastercard Now the king mourns the loss of his champions, and fears for the safety of his realm. Without a hero to protect the Elixir of Promised Fridays, the king fears a curse of Forever Monday. Fearing for himself and his subjects, the king’s only choice is to pray to the chicken gods. (You know, like you do…)

Buy Ambien Online India If only there was a chicken strong enough to defend the realm. A chicken whose beak were sharp enough to pierce through the most sinister of evil, yet not be long enough to be considered a weapon by the TSA during kingly jaunts cross country. If such a noble bird existed, one such as Lady Gwenevieve Lockjaw of New Eggland, the realm would once again be safe from the onslaught Monday and all Monday’s henchmen.

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5 thoughts on “The Defender of the Office Realm”

  1. I think that this is the best monday story i have read. I will be sending a link of this to my father as he works in an office and also uses the Defender of the Office Realm

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  2. Ah, but I can send you potions that will banish all the Monday nemeses. And the Tuesday ones, and the Wednesday ones. Well, all of them, actually. They will run screaming, asking questions of all that is holy as to exactly what foul cauldron from Hell you have opened in your office. 😀

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