8 thoughts on “The Yummy Malt Maiming of 2009”

  1. Dude,

    We can totally see that the cup is empty…so it’s the straw you claim to have been injured by (not the yummy malt), but do we see any actual vitreous humours running down your cheek? No. I think not.

    Do it better!

  2. Oh no! Does that mean I have to be ever vigilant against my beloved Whoppers and chocolate malted crunch ice cream? Is malt out to take down the entire human race?


    (Also, what Nathan said about the straw. It’s easy to main yourself with a plastic straw, but what about the invisible malt inside the cup?)


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