14 thoughts on “Deep Thoughts, by Shawn Powers”

  1. Shawn, you are totally awesome!

    Okay, my big question: if the plural of “mouse” is “mice” and “louse” is “lice,” then why aren’t there suburban neighborhoods full of split-level hice? And of the plural of “goose” is “geese,” how come we never read about Jim seeing procreating meese in his driveway? Huh? Huh?

  2. I love all gummy candy. Everyone knows that to make a candy better just gummieniz it.

    Life Savers=Good
    Gummy Life Savers = Better

    And to improve any gummy candy make it sour.


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