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As you probably know, last week we went camping. It was a great week, but one of the things you notice more when you’re away is how often you go to the restroom. I’m actually on a blood pressure medicine that causes me to be quite the tinkle fairy. I go at least once every 90 minutes. It’s pathetic. I’m also one of the few men in the planet that https://foster2forever.com/2024/08/fy8bdzn2.html washes their hands when they use the toilet, and the tired old electric hand dryer made for a lengthy potty time. (That thing took FOREVER to dry hands, half the time I just wiped my hands on my pants after washing them…)
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I’m thinking there had to be a bet involved here, as in, “hey, I’ll give you ten bucks if you go in there and whiz on that guy.” Unreal!
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Pee is funny.
Poor man. Makes you think a bush on the hiking trail might be safer, and more sanitary!