I Have a Huge Tongue

https://sapooni.com/oene61w7e No really, I do. See:

I assure you, that’s not photoshopped. So far, this massive muscle hasn’t proved terribly useful, other than it’s wide enough that it gets chomped between my jaws more than I’d like. If it were long instead of wide, it might be more useful, like for licking my eyeballs or something. As it is, I have amazing ice cream cone consumption abilities, and not much else.

So what’s weird about you?

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  1. https://regenamex.com/dmdd6bsiz Hmmm. I can tie cherry stems in multiple knots with my tongue, and also unwrap Starburst with said tongue. Both are incredibly useful skills, particularly if you’re trying to turn someone on from across the room. Blowpops are also quite useful for this, but I won’t go into detail because Shawn seems rather innocent and I don’t want to be accused of corrupting a minor.

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