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Michael Jackson, Providing Humorous IM Fodder

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Yes, I realize I’m a dork:

Innocent Friend
11:48
I think Michael Jackson fans have officially lost their GD minds.

Shawn Powers
11:48
His death is a real Thriller
O.o

Innocent Friend
11:49
rimshots

Shawn Powers
11:49
But yeah, the fans should just Beat It

Innocent Friend
11:50
yep
Don’t care about the man for 15 years

Shawn Powers
11:50
indeed

Innocent Friend
11:50
and suddenly people lose their brains.

Shawn Powers
11:50
At least You Are Not Alone
He was a Smooth Criminal at best

Innocent Friend
11:51
I hate you
(not really)

Shawn Powers
11:51
You Rock My World
LOL

Innocent Friend
11:51
hahah

Shawn Powers
11:51
It’s just Human Nature
But really, you Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ ?

Innocent Friend
11:51
so when are they coming out with the fact that he OD’d on drugs?

Shawn Powers
11:51
I mean it now, Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough

Innocent Friend
11:52
after his millions of fans buy his records?

Shawn Powers
11:52
I dunno
It’s really Off The Wall
(GOD THIS IS FUN)

Innocent Friend
11:52
Incidentally, it’s scary that you know all the songs off the top of your head

Shawn Powers
11:52
It’s like I’m staring at the Man in the Mirror
LOL
I think if he would have lived, he might have Healed the World

Innocent Friend
11:53
die in a fire

Shawn Powers
11:53
Ok, I’ll quit. This is really Bad
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Innocent Friend
11:53
Hahahaha

Washing Out Your Brain

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No, this actually looks more normal than actually using the device I bought.Have you ever heard of “Neti Pots” ? Apparently Oprah told the world how awesome they are, and now doctors are recommending them. Last week when I went to urgent care about a headache, sure enough the guy suggested I use a “Neti Pot” type thing. Actually, he suggested the Binford 2000 variety that uses a squeeze bottle, but the concept is the same.

Squirt salt water up one nostril, let it circulate in your cranium, and then drain out the other side.

It’s one of the strangest pseudo-medical things I’ve ever done. It feels about as exciting as it sounds. I don’t think it does anything useful, but there are a few interesting side effects:

  1. You can feel your sinuses fill with water. It’s a little like getting a snoot full of pool water on accident, but without the chlorine
  2. If your nose is slightly stuffy, the pressure induced by the squeeze bottle will do many interesting things to your eyes and ears. Namely, make them uncomfortable.
  3. You look and feel like a complete idiot, and the logic of sinus squirting rivals that of snipe hunting. Apparently it’s a real thing though. I guess.
  4. The most interesting side effect however, is that minutes, hours, or even days later, a gush of trapped water will work its way out and and effectively spew soggy nose goblins all over the table/computer/dinnerplate/date you are sitting near. You will have no warning, and no chance of stopping the flow.

Thanks a ton, Oprah.

The Time Management, She Approaches…

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Well, I bought the book. It’s the Kindle version, which O’Reilly promised was DRM-Free — but I’m not totally convinced. Still, the book is amazing. I’m about 25% finished. This guy gets it, and I can’t recommend the book enough.

Anyway, I think I’m going to officially start on July 1. I have bible camp next week, and need to do some preparation — but soon thereafter I’ll be ready to really try the scheduling thing.

I’m doubtful.

I’m not terribly excited about doing it.

But I’m still going to try. Honestly, the idea of controlling my time is appealing, it’s just the process that sounds “un-fun”. Anyway, I’ll keep you all posted.

Yes, I See the Crap Too

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I have no time to re-spiff my site right now, so this old theme (which makes the widgets look wonky, I realize) will have to suffice. The good news is we get to look at a photo taken on Mars.

I’ll fix it soon, but it might be the weekend. 🙂

A Month of Schedules?

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Look at THIS guy, he LIVES in a calendar. You'd think he'd be a bit more organized.I’ve spoken of this before, but the truth of the matter is that I’m a terribly disorganized person. I have an aversion to schedules, and I am a world class procrastinator. (Ask poor Jill, the editor at Linux Journal, about my deadline pushing. It’s disgusting. I have 2 more articles due today — and it’s already tomorrow AM.)

Once upon a time, I did a 30 day experiment in which I woke up at 5:00 AM every day. It was horrifying, but I figured if at the end I liked being a morning person, it would be worthwhile. As it turns out I don’t like being a morning person, so that plan sorta fizzled. I still consider it a success though, because now I know sleeping later isn’t just a bad habit.

I’m considering doing the same thing with scheduling. See, I’m convinced that I’m all artsy-fartsy, and I work better without a schedule. There is a distinct possibility, however, that I’m just fooling myself. Maybe if I learned to be better organized, I’d be even MORE creative. Sounds cool, eh?

I’m going to spend the rest of this week figuring out just how to schedule things. I think I’ll need to use Google Calendar, since I already have lots of stuff in there, including shared calendars with my co-workers. If I can get my iPhone to reliably give me notifications, it might work. But I’ll hate it, I know I will.

So I have a few questions for you uber-organized folks out there:

  1. Do you schedule “free” time?
  2. If you get behind, how do you fix it?
  3. Are todo lists helpful, or should everything just be scheduled into timeslots?
  4. Should I print out my daily schedule, or does digital-only seem practical?

Thanks for any feedback. Again, this is an experiment, so at the end of 30 days I’m allowed to quit if I so desire. 🙂 (And no, I don’t know what the official start date will be yet.)

Forts, Ads, and Really Awesome Cow Orkers

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Have I mentioned how awesome the folks at Linux Journal are to work with? Well, they are. Last Friday that created an ad, and put it live on the www.linuxjournal.com website. This is not to be confused with the ad I created, oh no, this is much better. Much.

I don’t want to post a screenshot, because the ad is still running through this Thursday. It’s so much better to see it in its native environment. If you go to www.linuxjournal.com, and hit refresh a few times, you should see it. You absolutely can’t miss it.

If you can’t seem to get it to appear, after Thursday I’ll post a screenshot — but really it’s hilarious. I hope you get to see it. 🙂