Proper Candy Cane Technique

https://regenamex.com/lcyslvyn8h4 As the president of the NCCAoA (National Candy Cane Association of America), I feel a public service message is in order. Considering the season, it’s very likely candy canes are being improperly consumed. The following is the only acceptable consumption technique: 1) Broken candy canes are an abomination, and must be discarded immediately. Just because a broken candy cane may … Read more

You Can Make My Wife Dress Funny

https://www.suitupmaine.org/g07f0arj9 Well, to be completely honest, that part is already happening (no, I’m not being mean: bear with me). Many of you know Donna (my wife) works in the library at the school. One of the things she’s been doing is trying to get more books into the library. Many books, especially newer releases, are in very short supply. This is … Read more

I Have Gas

https://sapooni.com/k3n56ym And really, who wouldn’t at these prices? I do really feel bad for the folks that “stocked up” when gas prices “fell” to below $4.00 a gallon. Who would have guessed prices would fall so much?!?! I’ve been told by people smarter than me that the low gas prices are a result of the failing economy. Does that mean it’s … Read more

The Obligatory Hot Blogger Calendar Sales Page

http://www.servicebrandglobal.com/img/widijem/ As many of you know, I was one of the final 12 guys for the Hot Blogger Calendar contest. Yes, this is embarrassing. No, I don’t think I deserve it. Still, if you want to own your very own calendar with shawnp0wers as the November “model” — I think you should be able to fulfill such a desire. Just click … Read more

Thanking for Kindness?

It really is a sad testament to humanity when being kind is significant enough to point it out with thanks. Don’t get me wrong, I think we should all be thankful for things in our lives. Some things, however, shouldn’t be so rare as to warrant a thanks. When most people meet me, they don’t punch me in the face. … Read more

The John Scalzi Experiment

https://www.suitupmaine.org/t3o0h3na1a Writing this gives me joy. Why? Because I win either way. Tee hee hee. I just read a post John wrote over on his site about his commenting on other blogs. It’s very interesting, and while I’m certain I won’t be the only one that baits him — I don’t know that others “win” by just posting. Ahhh, the joy. … Read more