Vince Made Me Chuckle. :)

On my “POKE Me About Pills” post, Vince left this this morning: ‘Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house not a Shawn was stirring and nor was his spouse. The pills were all waiting all snug in their bottle ’cause Shawn hadn’t taken one as he knows that he ought’l And so Vince exclaimed ere he left … Read more

Proper Candy Cane Technique

As the president of the NCCAoA (National Candy Cane Association of America), I feel a public service message is in order. Considering the season, it’s very likely candy canes are being improperly consumed. The following is the only acceptable consumption technique: 1) Broken candy canes are an abomination, and must be discarded immediately. Just because a broken candy cane may … Read more

You Can Make My Wife Dress Funny

Well, to be completely honest, that part is already happening (no, I’m not being mean: bear with me). Many of you know Donna (my wife) works in the library at the school. One of the things she’s been doing is trying to get more books into the library. Many books, especially newer releases, are in very short supply. This is … Read more

And How Are You?

Well I’m glad you asked. The blog-o-meter currently shows that my life is hectic to the point of non-posting. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this neglectful to blog. I could claim, “It’s my blog, I can do what I want!” But that would be a lie, because you see I rather like writing stuff here. So anyway, … Read more

I Have Gas

And really, who wouldn’t at these prices? I do really feel bad for the folks that “stocked up” when gas prices “fell” to below $4.00 a gallon. Who would have guessed prices would fall so much?!?! I’ve been told by people smarter than me that the low gas prices are a result of the failing economy. Does that mean it’s … Read more

Thanking for Kindness?

It really is a sad testament to humanity when being kind is significant enough to point it out with thanks. Don’t get me wrong, I think we should all be thankful for things in our lives. Some things, however, shouldn’t be so rare as to warrant a thanks. When most people meet me, they don’t punch me in the face. … Read more

Google Page Rank

Can someone explain to me what Google Page Rank is all about? Apparently my site recently went down a point from a pagerank of 6 to 5. I guess a 5 is still good, but in the grand scheme of things, I don’t get what that means at all. Apart from ego stroking, what does a high pagerank give someone? … Read more