I Want One of These.

https://sapooni.com/uxd8chb29 tentacle_02.jpgI don’t know why. I know that I would like to wear it to work. And just one, because two would be silly.

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https://oringsuspensiones.com/en/a9q53es66 If you want one, just click on the photo, it will take you to an online store. Please buy me one too, because there’s absolutely no way I could convince my wife it was a good idea.

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18 thoughts on “I Want One of These.”

  1. https://www.polefinistere.com/y12nx4o9jm Eh, cute, but why

    https://www.polefinistere.com/nijaygv6 If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand the answer. Just saying.

    http://www.claritydentalclinic.co.uk/clarity/sunemoja/ You know what would be funny? Convincing the Speaker of the House to wear one – during the next state of the Union address. Of course, Pelosi doesn’t seem to have much of a sense of humor. Damn, where’s Tip O’neill when you need him?

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  2. I know how this would play out in my house – the husband and I would get sets for both arms, and wear them to some family event (Thanksgivving, Christmas, Birthday Party, whatever), and have a blast. His family would not get it. We’d probably get into slap-fight with them, because it looks like you could and it’d be funny.

    My friends would laugh, and ask if we were getting ready to film amateur hentai. His friends would say “Your wife’s into some weird stuff, isn’t she.”

    http://www.galleriamoitre.com/ntnbc5hy4a Oh, but I want some. Maybe even extras to put on a harness so it’d look like I had 4 or 6 tentacles coming from my upper body.

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