30 Hours Later…

https://olashirt.com/zn7d37h6 Boy am I tired. This update won’t be as elaborate as I planned, because I need to get some rest — but here’s the skinny: * We had 27 kids attend the 30 Hour Famine * Our original goal was to collect $360 (This feeds a child for a year) * We raised over $3000. w00t! * Did I mention … Read more

Sweet Tea is an Abomination

Order Ambien Online Overnight Pictured here, you see McDonald’s new “Sweet Tea”, which apparently is meant to add to the Southern Style menu that is fashionable of late. I like tea. I like sugar. Sweet tea, however, mixes the two ingredients in an unholy ratio. While I haven’t scientifically measured, I estimate the sugar-to-tea ratio is about eleventy five bajillion to one. I’ve eaten … Read more

Back to Armpit Noises and Fart Jokes

Ok, my blog has been not much fun for me the past few days, so I’m resolving to have fun here. No more politics (my political views, for the record, are reflected here, and there will be some funny political “commercials” coming your way soon). No more metaphorical vegetable stories. No more BOFH type posts. At least until I feel … Read more

The Raccoons and the Brussels Sprouts

https://www.beecavebee.com/g4pn00u Yesterday was an interesting day for my website. A large number of people “discovered” my site, and more specifically, they discovered my Shawn’s List of Rules post. That was the first thing. The second thing that happened was a bunch of people got offended. Unfortunately, there was a subset of those people that truly shouldn’t have been offended, because I … Read more

Who Knew Blogging Could Add Years To Your Life?

Another thank you to the folks that remind me when I don’t take my medicine. This month is the first time in years I’ve taken my blood pressure pills EVERY DAY. You guys and gals rock. Really. Today is a day I really need that blood pressure medicine as well. I’ve had 200 Macs fail to log in, and our … Read more