I’m Leaving, On a Jetplane…

I’ll have a total recap later (maybe tomorrow, depending on how the flights go), but I’m on my way home soon. It’s been an awesome trip, but I can’t WAIT to see the family. My family. Not some mob thing that I have to see Uncle Vinny or anything…

30 Hours Later…

Boy am I tired. This update won’t be as elaborate as I planned, because I need to get some rest — but here’s the skinny: * We had 27 kids attend the 30 Hour Famine * Our original goal was to collect $360 (This feeds a child for a year) * We raised over $3000. w00t! * Did I mention … Read more

Offline

I’m offline for a bit, while I don’t eat. I’ll take my medicine, even if I can’t update here. 🙂 UPDATE: Going well, update after it’s over. (I had to run home to get the CF card reader, our camera filled up)

Sweet Tea is an Abomination

Pictured here, you see McDonald’s new “Sweet Tea”, which apparently is meant to add to the Southern Style menu that is fashionable of late. I like tea. I like sugar. Sweet tea, however, mixes the two ingredients in an unholy ratio. While I haven’t scientifically measured, I estimate the sugar-to-tea ratio is about eleventy five bajillion to one. I’ve eaten … Read more

Back to Armpit Noises and Fart Jokes

Ok, my blog has been not much fun for me the past few days, so I’m resolving to have fun here. No more politics (my political views, for the record, are reflected here, and there will be some funny political “commercials” coming your way soon). No more metaphorical vegetable stories. No more BOFH type posts. At least until I feel … Read more

The Raccoons and the Brussels Sprouts

Yesterday was an interesting day for my website. A large number of people “discovered” my site, and more specifically, they discovered my Shawn’s List of Rules post. That was the first thing. The second thing that happened was a bunch of people got offended. Unfortunately, there was a subset of those people that truly shouldn’t have been offended, because I … Read more