You ever have nothing to say? I have nothing to say. So I’ll say it:
[Blankness Here]
There you have it. Nothing interesting to say. I’m going to go watch Transformers now. (It came out today, and I didn’t see it in theaters)
You ever have nothing to say? I have nothing to say. So I’ll say it:
[Blankness Here]
There you have it. Nothing interesting to say. I’m going to go watch Transformers now. (It came out today, and I didn’t see it in theaters)
Today we took my oldest daughter to Urgent Care for pink eye. (She actually didn’t have pink eye, but it sure looked like it, and we didn’t want her to miss a day of school)
On the way home, Donna and our oldest were discussing the odd accent the Urgent Care doctor had. His name sounded Latino, but his accent almost sounded European. As Donna and I considered a Portuguese or other South American possibility, from the back seat, our 6 year old piped up. She said in the thickest, cheesiest, most “I can’t believe a 6 year old said that,” accent:
“Maybeee he was Frrrrench.”
I laughed so hard I almost had to pull the car over. As a bonus, for the next few hours my entire family spoke with fake French accents. For some reason, mine came out as a woman’s voice. I’ll pretend it was on purpose.
My oldest daughter loves pink camouflage. While it doesn’t look silly, it sure seems like it should. Why on earth would they make pink camo?
I wonder if it looks normal to me just because I see it so often. Maybe, there is a place that pink camo works. I’d kinda like to see it. As it turns out, my daily camouflage would have to look like school-wall bricks. Either that or a glowing blue outfit that looks like a monitor.
Hey, maybe that would be even more odd than pink camo. Glowing blue camo with white text all over. We could call it geek camo, and make millions. Or not. Feel free to send any investment capital my way.
This comic made me laugh so hard I almost had to replace my coffee-soaked keyboard. You may want to swallow your caffeinated beverage of choice before reading any further. (Yeah right, you know you read the comic before reading this. You open the present before the card on your birthday too, don’t you?!?!)
This is just a quick post regarding Apple OSX version 10.5, or “Leopard.”
I’m not terribly impressed. No, it’s not out in retail yet, but it’s awful close. Maybe it will grow on me, but now I’m just more annoyed at the changes than I am impressed by them.
I can’t say much more, or Apple might sue me — but stay tuned, I’ll be talking about the newest kitty on the block in the future as well.
Many of you know I’ve started writing my first novel. I have to be honest, I’ve been struggling like crazy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem writing, but with a novel, it all comes out awkward and weird. I think it’s because I’ve been trying to write the way “standard” modern novels are written, which is in third person limited. Here’s the skinny:
Third person means I tell a story about someone else.
Limited means that as the narrator, I only know what the current character knows.
Limited also means that I don’t actually talk to the reader, but rather the character’s actions and words tell the story.
That format is the most common, and supposedly the easiest to write in. Quite frankly, however, it’s kicking my butt. So I read up a bit on other narrative voices, etc. I read about third person omniscient. That’s like third person limited, but you’re not limited to a single character’s perspective. Basically, you get to float around like God and see in everyone’s head, etc. I like that. 🙂
The downside is that writing in third person omniscient requires really good writing, because it’s harder to develop individual characters. The advantages, I hope, will outweigh that for me. I guess we’ll just see. Here’s what I see as the advantages that play into my hand as a writer:
1) I get to be all-knowing. That’s always nice.
2) I can address the reader, because I’m separated a bit from each character. I’m telling a story more than showing the story.
3) I don’t have to beat around the bush regarding details. I can show a character’s limited view, but I’m not limited to it myself.
It makes it more difficult to make characters that readers will care about, but hopefully I’ll be able to pull it off. At the very least, I hope my writing will flow easier, even if the end product isn’t very good. 😉
I do have my room now, so I can stop lugging around my unmentionables to conference sessions. I took a few pictures of the room, including one of the pillows as they are stacked on the bed. Now, I understand that fancy stuff is nice, but my bed(s) look like they have a pile of junk on them. It reminds me of turkeys to be quite honest. You be the judge:

It’s a very nice room, don’t get me wrong — I just think the pillows are funny. The room also has a kitchenette, with a sink and refrigerator, but nothing inside. (Well, one pudding cup that I brought with me)
Hope your day is going well. I’m looking VERY forward to dinner, because I’m incredibly hungry. I have a bit of a headache too, but hopefully that will go away with food.

I’m currently at a 3 day conference in Boyne Falls, MI. (At Boyne Mountain resort for my stalkers, mind you though, it’s a big place) I arrived around 9:30AM, and I’ve already had some great opportunities to speak with people smarter than I am. The problem is that my room won’t be available until 6PM. That, um, sucks.
Thankfully, I packed like a homeless man, and all my clothes and books are in a briefcase. (heh, briefs in a briefcase. And yes, I realize homeless folks don’t usually have briefcases.) The downside is that I need to lug that and my laptop case around to all the conference sessions today. If I’m lucky, I can get into my room long enough to throw my stuff on the bed and RUN back to the dinner buffet. Since all I’ve eaten today is granola bars and fruit roll-ups, I’m really looking forward to dinner!
Wish me luck!
AAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAA!
I just ate a whole box of maple candy. A whole box. A whole box.
A whole box.
I’m rather wired now. Yep. Quite a bit. WEEEEEE!!!!
I think this is what schizophrenia feels like. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH HHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!

Isn’t that cute?
