All About Me

https://aiohealthpro.com/eh1pwizjxaf Everybody’s doing it, so I figgered I would too. I saw Jim’s first, so officially that’s the one I’m responding to. Enjoy: 1) Ever been in a relationship lasting over 5 years? Yes, been married for 12 years. Also, had a pair of sneakers for about 7. The wife is much better looking. And smells nicer. 2) What was one … Read more

Silly Things I Do #3

I like to wear mismatched socks. I think I’ve mentioned this before, but it’s true. I prefer similar thicknesses, but I’m not terribly picky. It’s important that they are drastically different, however. Something like one purple and one green is perfect. Or one white tube sock, and one argyle dress sock. So, do mismatch socks annoy you, or make you … Read more

In Which I Call New York

Last night, I showed my true colors as I pushed silly right to the border of awkward. 😉 Nathan blogged about his issues with Dominos Pizza. I thought it was funny, and wanted to taunt him. So, I went to his online book, which has his name on the bottom, and looked up his home phone number in New York. … Read more

Shawn’s Rules for Public Meetings

Some guy named Robert got to have his name on a list of rules, so I hereby claim the following rules as Shawn’s Rules of Public Decency in Meetings: 1) In order to complain about something, a person must actually know what they’re talking about. It’s important to note that someone telling you about it doesn’t count as knowing about … Read more

24 Hours Later

I have crippling stomach cramps. No fever. So much for my cast iron stomach. Ugh. Tip of the Day: If food smells like garbage, it is. (In my defense, sour cream throws a monkey wrench in that otherwise simple rule…)

Silly Things I Do, #2

Ok, this one isn’t really silly so much as stupid. And it just happened. Last night, we went to the grocery store. It was late, and we didn’t get all the bags empty. We made sure all the frozen stuff was put away, and all the cold stuff went to the fridge. Noodles, etc — still on the table. As … Read more