There have been some questions about my Houdini act, so I’ll set the record straight… 1) I am not the one that locked the keys in the car. I think that’s important to note. So, noted. 🙂 2) Our van is a 2007 Caravan, and doesn’t lend itself to jamming a coat hanger anywhere. Well, not with any actual hopes … Read more
Buy Zolpidem Tartrate 10 Mg I like music, I really do. I don’t listen to music as much as other people, largely because I like music so much that it sucks me in. I can’t work with music playing, because I just stop and listen to the music. I can usually watch TV while working, because it doesn’t draw me an as much as music. … Read more
Clonazepam 0.25Mg Living in a small town means: If you forget to tip your waitress, you drive back to the restaurant and do so. If you take a sick day, you’d better be sick, and you’d better stay home. If you don’t, everyone will know. You don’t have to lock your car. If someone steals it, everyone else will know who did … Read more
I really hate memes, so I figured I’d tell you about my dog instead. To be honest, he’s probably more interesting than me anyway. So here ya go: 1. His name is Tux, but originally it was Fizz-Gig. It fit him well. 2. Our cat is bigger than he is. 3. She reminds him of that when he tries to … Read more
OK, I hate exercise. I really really do. I would like some suggestions for exercise that is fun. Something that I might not consider exercise, but rather something fun to do. No, not that. Sicko. Here’s a bit about the requirements: 1. I don’t like being outside when it’s cold. 2. It’s always cold here. 3. I have no exercise … Read more
He’s home. Sick. But because he can’t stand being home sick, he’s going into work at 10AM this morning and sequestering himself to the office so as not to infect others. OK, enough with the 3rd person. 🙂 Yeah, I have the flu that has been ravaging our school district. I try really hard to do all my computer work … Read more
You know that guy that can fix mechanical things? The car breaks down, and he grabs his toolbox and reconoiters your carburetor on the side of the road? Yeah, well I’m not that guy. We have lots of snow. The storm London just got is what we refer to “A Tuesday” around here. That’s not to make light of the … Read more
I’m sure it comes to no surprise that my kids are cooler than me — but here’s some video evidence. At least they get to listen to good music while they show me up. 🙂
Chances are, you use toilet paper. We may have different techniques when it comes to the use of it (and no, I don’t want to discuss technique, eiw) but we’re all probably familiar with the usage and purchasing of the product. I’m a Mega Roll man. Don’t get me wrong, I always read the sheet count on the claims of … Read more
Tonight, the family and I went skating. (We’re not Canadian, so we haven’t been bred to ice skate and play hockey. I don’t mean that as in insult either, hockey is cool.) The rest of my family has been going for a while, and in fact everyone else owns their own skates. Daddy had to rent a pair. I do … Read more