You know, a few months ago, I could have posted this screenshot and probably gotten on the local news. Or possibly on the cover of The Enquirer as a secret UCF/LHC/Palin conspiracy member. Of course in these post-Palin days, I figure it’s just one of my Alaskan friends visiting. Still, seeing it makes me chuckle. 🙂
You know that guy that can fix mechanical things? The car breaks down, and he grabs his toolbox and reconoiters your carburetor on the side of the road? Yeah, well I’m not that guy. We have lots of snow. The storm London just got is what we refer to “A Tuesday” around here. That’s not to make light of the … Read more
Chances are, you use toilet paper. We may have different techniques when it comes to the use of it (and no, I don’t want to discuss technique, eiw) but we’re all probably familiar with the usage and purchasing of the product. I’m a Mega Roll man. Don’t get me wrong, I always read the sheet count on the claims of … Read more
See, my wife is gone for the evening. And if you recall, my desk is too tall. I’m a solution man. 🙂 Posted on Natuba
In my Calendar Sales / Cow Dance promotion, I ended up raising $130. Not surprisingly, the large majority of that did not come from calendar sales, but rather cash donations. I’m OK with that. Since the first two goals were met, that means in the very near future (not today, it’s Monday around these parts) you’ll get some sort of … Read more
Recent events have revealed that indeed, the UCF, an organization I belong to, is in fact a secret group of Navel enforcers. The timing for discovery isn’t ideal, but nonetheless here’s my reveal video:
Well, it’s a song cool enough to repeat as often as it happens. Tonight, the full moon is the perigee moon, which means it is closer to Earth than any other time of year. It’s also in a particular part of the lunar cycle to make it closer than normal even for perigee. So it’s like really close and stuff. … Read more
I’ve seen this all over the web, so I don’t know who to give credit to for sending me the link first, but it was probably someone over on my blogroll, so visit them all. 🙂 WARNING: There are a few PG-13 parts in the video. You have been warned. Send a JibJab Sendables® eCard Today!
I tend to impulse buy domains. I own ihatedigg.com, because I was (and largely still am) frustrated with Digg. This morning, I was watching Gary Vaynerchuk’s Wine Library reviews, and thought it would be funny to do a parody. So, I bought a domain. Be sure to watch Gary’s stuff first, then check out my own review: Gary: http://winelibrary.tv Me: … Read more
A guy walks into a bar with a penguin on his head. The bartender says, “Hey, how’d that get there?” The penguin replies, “It started out as a pimple on my backside.”