Humor

For Nathan

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They say curiosity killed the cat… Well, no dead cats here, but Nathan, I’ll open the door for you… [flv:https://www.brainofshawn.com/videos/door.flv 320 240]

Speak, Friend, and Enter

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I have many geeky friends. That probably doesn’t surprise anyone. This morning, one of them (I’ll leave his identity concealed, to save face) instant messaged me the link to a site he wanted me to check out. That site was password protected, and with the link, he simply wrote, “Speak friend, and enter.” Cool. 🙂 … Read more

My Foot, It Defies Me

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Ok, I read this on Digg — but it’s frustrating enough that I feel the need to repost it. Sitting at your desk, lift your right foot and make clockwise circles. While doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot direction will change to counter-clockwise, and you’ll quickly … Read more

New Video, and a Funny Story

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God has a sense of humor. I know this, because I’m 32 years old, and while I was preparing to shoot this video, my forehead kindly grew 2 giant pimples. One was in the “unicorn” position, and the other was placed just right to accentuate my receding hairline. That’s just spiffy. So, like any filmmaker, … Read more

The B Word

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My wife has been working in the elementary school for the past month, assisting a special needs boy. He has a horrible background, and because of it, has the worst social skills I’ve ever seen in a student. At any age. And he’s a second grader. When Donna started working with him, he was violent, … Read more

LOLPunch. In the Face.

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I’ve mentioned before that I really, really like me a good LOLCat. No, not stir fried or broiled, but one of them there funny cat pictures. Here’s a random one now. Enjoy. My apologies if you get a ceiling cat, they tend to be a little risque. My issue, today, is with the commenters on … Read more

Best Search Engine Entry Ever

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I just got a hit from the MSN search engine for, “Crafty manipulative people” Bwahahahahaaa! UPDATE: I just got one for “cocaine and nail polish remover” What on earth am I posting to attract such a crowd?!?!

Me, In the Winter

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This is me, with bunny slippers. The Garfield comic was particularly appropriate today. I tend to have an intimate (not freaky) relationship with our own thermostat. Sorry I’ve been too busy this weekend to do all those things I hoped to do (I’m looking at you, Nathan) — maybe later on this evening. It’s just … Read more